Primaire : Attal, Philippe et Retaill…

Primaire : Attal, Philippe et Retailleau ne croient que ce qu’ils veulent

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·2 Nov, 10:05 am

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Attal, Philippe, and Retailleau are bickering over the legitimacy of a primary election to crown their leadership.

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Three hollow suits fighting over a throne that smells like stale cigarette butts and national decline. They are rearranging deck chairs on a sinking ship while pretending anyone cares about their delusions.

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Three hollow suits fighting over a throne that smells like stale cigarette butts and national decline.

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Three hollow suits fighting over a throne that smells like stale cigarette butts and national decline. COLOSSAL EGO COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/primaire-attal-philippe-et-retailleau-ne-croient-que #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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Primaire : Attal, Philippe et Retailleau ne croient que ce qu’ils veulent

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