The Straight Version
A student was stabbed outside Denis-Papin high school in La Courneuve during a blockade on Thursday.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says French academic excellence like bringing a shiv to a school blockade. La Courneuve is essentially a medieval gladiator arena where the curriculum is replaced by amateur street surgery.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SOCIAL COLLAPSE / 10
Nothing says French academic excellence like bringing a shiv to a school blockade.
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