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Seine-Saint-Denis : un lycéen agressé au couteau en marge d’un blocus à La Courneuve

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·5 Nov, 01:18 pm
Seine-Saint-Denis : un lycéen agressé au couteau en marge d’un blocus à La Courneuve — France
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The Straight Version

A student was stabbed outside Denis-Papin high school in La Courneuve during a blockade on Thursday.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says French academic excellence like bringing a shiv to a school blockade. La Courneuve is essentially a medieval gladiator arena where the curriculum is replaced by amateur street surgery.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SOCIAL COLLAPSE / 10

Nothing says French academic excellence like bringing a shiv to a school blockade.

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