The Straight Version
Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school
The UNHINGED Take
"Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/student-protests-resume-in-france-as-pupils-return #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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