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Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 09:28 pm
Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school — France
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The Straight Version

Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school

The UNHINGED Take

"Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Student protests resume in France as pupils return to school" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/student-protests-resume-in-france-as-pupils-return #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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