The Straight Version
‘I was under the impression that I had more rights than the robot did’
The UNHINGED Take
"78-year-old former college professor arrested for blocking delivery robot in protest" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"78-year-old former college professor arrested for blocking delivery robot in protest" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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