The Straight Version
Judge rules Bill Essayli unlawfully served as U.S. attorney in Los Angeles.
The UNHINGED Take
Bill Essayli thought he could cling to Los Angeles’ justice like a junkie to a joint. Judge’s ruling cut the fizz, proving him more busted than a British poker card.
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The Bottom Line
FAT LIES / 10
Bill Essayli thought he could cling to Los Angeles’ justice like a junkie to a joint.
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Bill Essayli thought he could cling to Los Angeles’ justice like a junkie to a joint. FAT LIES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/another-top-trump-prosecutor-has-been-serving-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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