The Straight Version
Andy Burnham says he's open to UK apologising for slavery while King tours Caribbean.
The UNHINGED Take
Burnham's open to apology is a laughable footnote; the King keeps strolling while history still beckons spirits—no dessert, just a rough stew.

The Bottom Line
SMUG THORN / 10
Burnham's open to apology is a laughable footnote; the King keeps strolling while history still beckons spirits—no dessert, just a rough stew.
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Burnham's open to apology is a laughable footnote; the King keeps strolling while history still beckons spirits—no dessert, just a rough stew. SMUG THORN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/burnham-open-to-slavery-apology-as-king-continues #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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