The Straight Version
Zelensky complimented Trump on £1.5bn Patriot deal while warning delays.
The UNHINGED Take
Brits happy, but Zelensky's 'shining day' is a laugh—£1.5bn Patriot promises still stuck in a slow‑poke queue while Russians blaze past like a desperado jackpot. Trump still upstanding, wondering why he's still a fan.
The Bottom Line
WASTED POLISCI / 10
Brits happy, but Zelensky's 'shining day' is a laugh—£1.5bn Patriot promises still stuck in a slow‑poke queue while Russians blaze past like a desperado jackpot.
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Brits happy, but Zelensky's 'shining day' is a laugh—£1.5bn Patriot promises still stuck in a slow‑poke queue while Russians blaze past like a desperado jackpot. WASTED POLISCI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ukraine-russia-war-latest-zelensky-praises-trump-over #NZEl
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