The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed defeated Mike Rogers to become the first Muslim senator elected in the United States.
The UNHINGED Take
The American political circus has a shiny new seat-warmer, as if shuffling the deck chairs on this sinking Titanic makes the impending iceberg any less of a joke.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL POLITICAL THEATRE / 10
The American political circus has a shiny new seat-warmer, as if shuffling the deck chairs on this sinking Titanic makes the impending iceberg any less of a joke.
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The American political circus has a shiny new seat-warmer, as if shuffling the deck chairs on this sinking Titanic makes the impending iceberg any less of a joke. COLOSSAL POLITICAL THEATRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/call-me-senator-how-abdul-el-sayed-beat #NZEle
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