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Zelensky awards Melania Trump one of Ukraine's highest honours

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·4 Nov, 11:50 am
Zelensky awards Melania Trump one of Ukraine's highest honours — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Volodymyr Zelenskyy awarded Melania Trump a high Ukrainian state honour for her alleged humanitarian contributions.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine handing out state medals like party favours to a woman whose main humanitarian contribution was wearing a jacket that said I really don't care. Truly peak globalist farce.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10

Imagine handing out state medals like party favours to a woman whose main humanitarian contribution was wearing a jacket that said I really don't care.

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Imagine handing out state medals like party favours to a woman whose main humanitarian contribution was wearing a jacket that said I really don't care. ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/zelensky-awards-melania-trump-one-of-ukraines-highest #NZElecti

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