The Straight Version
Volodymyr Zelenskyy awarded Melania Trump a high Ukrainian state honour for her alleged humanitarian contributions.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine handing out state medals like party favours to a woman whose main humanitarian contribution was wearing a jacket that said I really don't care. Truly peak globalist farce.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10
Imagine handing out state medals like party favours to a woman whose main humanitarian contribution was wearing a jacket that said I really don't care.
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Imagine handing out state medals like party favours to a woman whose main humanitarian contribution was wearing a jacket that said I really don't care. ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/zelensky-awards-melania-trump-one-of-ukraines-highest #NZElecti
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