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Copenhagen airport hit by fresh threat to air traffic

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·6 Nov, 10:18 am
Copenhagen airport hit by fresh threat to air traffic — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Copenhagen Airport is facing a fresh security threat targeting passenger flights across Europe.

The UNHINGED Take

The continent is essentially a giant petri dish for absolute muppets who cannot even keep a runway open. Absolute bin-fire logistics for a bunch of terrified tourists.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10

The continent is essentially a giant petri dish for absolute muppets who cannot even keep a runway open.

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