The Straight Version
Copenhagen Airport is facing a fresh security threat targeting passenger flights across Europe.
The UNHINGED Take
The continent is essentially a giant petri dish for absolute muppets who cannot even keep a runway open. Absolute bin-fire logistics for a bunch of terrified tourists.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10
The continent is essentially a giant petri dish for absolute muppets who cannot even keep a runway open.
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