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Town gripped by terror as uncaptured grizzly suspected in school attack kills mother and daughter

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·6 Nov, 10:18 am
Town gripped by terror as uncaptured grizzly suspected in school attack kills mother and daughter — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

A grizzly bear killed a mother and daughter near a school in British Columbia.

The UNHINGED Take

Canada's national hobby is apparently letting nature pick off the locals while park rangers take their sweet time. Absolute shambles of a wilderness strategy, you muppets.

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Canada's national hobby is apparently letting nature pick off the locals while park rangers take their sweet time.

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