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Cornell faculty pass no-confidence vote over leadership's handling of Jane Doe allegations

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World News·6 Nov, 11:46 pm
Cornell faculty pass no-confidence vote over leadership's handling of Jane Doe allegations — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Friday's resolution by academic staff is largely symbolic as they do not have the power to remove those in charge of the university.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Cornell faculty pass no: "Cornell faculty pass no-confidence vote over leaderships handling of Jane Doe allegations". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Cornell faculty pass no: "Cornell faculty pass no-confidence vote over leaderships handling of Jane Doe allegations".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Cornell faculty pass no: "Cornell faculty pass no-confidence vote over leaderships handling of Jane Doe allegations". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/cornell-faculty-pass-no-confidence-vote-over-leaders

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