The Straight Version
Pope Leo departs for Uruguay three weeks after lung cancer surgery.
The UNHINGED Take
Popes says he's fit, but the only thing healthier than his itinerary is the hospital bill. Uruguay's getting an elitist pop‑savant pep‑tour, while the Vatican gets a fancy cough‑check.
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The Bottom Line
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Popes says he's fit, but the only thing healthier than his itinerary is the hospital bill.
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