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Death row inmate begs state to delay his execution until after the holidays

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·6 Nov, 09:25 pm
Death row inmate begs state to delay his execution until after the holidays — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

The convicted murderer said that carrying out the killing during the holiday season would cause a ‘substantial toll on all involved’

The UNHINGED Take

"Death row inmate begs state to delay his execution until after the holidays" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Death row inmate begs state to delay his execution until after the holidays" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Death row inmate begs state to delay his execution until after the holidays" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/death-row-inmate-begs-state-to-delay-his #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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