The Straight Version
Nine people were stranded for three months after their 20ft boat drifted off course during a short trip.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a colossal muppet that a one-hour joyride turns into a three-month survival horror film. Proper Darwin Award contenders for leaving shore without a compass or a functioning brain cell.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE MARITIME MELTDOWN / 10
Imagine being such a colossal muppet that a one-hour joyride turns into a three-month survival horror film.
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Imagine being such a colossal muppet that a one-hour joyride turns into a three-month survival horror film. ABSOLUTE MARITIME MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/five-people-rescued-after-three-months-adrift-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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