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South Korea plans to expand anti-piracy operations closer to Hormuz Strait

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 07:44 am
South Korea plans to expand anti-piracy operations closer to Hormuz Strait — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

South Korea is expanding its Cheonghae naval unit operations toward the Hormuz Strait under US pressure.

The UNHINGED Take

Seoul is busy cosplaying as global police in the desert just to keep their American sugar daddies happy. Absolute muppets sailing straight into a powder keg for brownie points.

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COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL BLUNDER / 10

Seoul is busy cosplaying as global police in the desert just to keep their American sugar daddies happy.

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