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Florida child sex sting operation ensnares 17 theme park workers, including Disney and Universal

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·1 Nov, 08:40 pm
Florida child sex sting operation ensnares 17 theme park workers, including Disney and Universal — United Kingdom
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Disney told investigators it had fired employees connected to the arrests, according to a report.

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