The Straight Version
Trump gushing over Haley Stevens’ flip while heading to Kansas and Iowa rallies after 50m votes.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's ego blew up faster than a Trafalgar Square bonfire, patting Haley Stevens’ flip like a crooked coupon. While 50m voters head to the polls, he's buying warm applause from Kansas and Iowa.
The Bottom Line
BRAINTWIRCAL STUB / 10
Trump's ego blew up faster than a Trafalgar Square bonfire, patting Haley Stevens’ flip like a crooked coupon.
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Trump's ego blew up faster than a Trafalgar Square bonfire, patting Haley Stevens’ flip like a crooked coupon. BRAINTWIRCAL STUB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-gushes-over-haley-stevens-flip-as-he #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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