The Straight Version
One hundred and fifteen yachts are departing Saint-Malo for the solo transatlantic Route du Rhum race to Guadeloupe.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says peak vanity like spending a fortune to sail solo across the ocean just to avoid talking to your own family for a few weeks. Absolute tossers.
The Bottom Line
OVERPRICED FLOATING NONSENSE / 10
Nothing says peak vanity like spending a fortune to sail solo across the ocean just to avoid talking to your own family for a few weeks.
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Nothing says peak vanity like spending a fortune to sail solo across the ocean just to avoid talking to your own family for a few weeks. OVERPRICED FLOATING NONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/france-115-yachts-will-sail-out-of-sain #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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