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Youth-led rallies sweep Europe

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United KingdomยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท1 Nov, 09:38 am
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The Straight Version

Youth-led demonstrations for education and climate reform turned violent across major German cities, including Frankfurt.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams saving the planet like smashing up a bank in Frankfurt because you're bored. These pampered muppets couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery without burning the place down.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE TODDLER TANTRUM / 10

Nothing screams saving the planet like smashing up a bank in Frankfurt because you're bored.

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Nothing screams saving the planet like smashing up a bank in Frankfurt because you're bored. ABSOLUTE TODDLER TANTRUM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/youth-led-rallies-sweep-europe #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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