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France holds new strikes and protests as unions demand immediate answers

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World News·5 Nov, 01:04 pm
France holds new strikes and protests as unions demand immediate answers — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Five French unions launched a nationwide day of strikes and protests demanding immediate government action.

The UNHINGED Take

The French are back at it again, throwing a national tantrum because the baguette isn't free. Absolutely munted, pathetic cycle of whining that achieves nothing but blocking the bloody traffic.

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PROFESSIONAL WHINGE FEST / 10

The French are back at it again, throwing a national tantrum because the baguette isn't free.

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The French are back at it again, throwing a national tantrum because the baguette isn't free. PROFESSIONAL WHINGE FEST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/france-holds-new-strikes-and-protests-as-unions #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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