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Fridge temperatures soar in European supermarkets after suspected hack: ‘It’s very scary’

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·3 Nov, 04:08 am
Fridge temperatures soar in European supermarkets after suspected hack: ‘It’s very scary’ — United Kingdom
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"Fridge temperatures soar in European supermarkets after suspected hack: ‘It’s very scary’" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Fridge temperatures soar in European supermarkets after suspected hack: ‘It’s very scary’" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Fridge temperatures soar in European supermarkets after suspected hack: ‘It’s very scary’" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/fridge-temperatures-soar-in-european-supermarkets-after-suspected #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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