The Straight Version
A historian claims Major Thomas Jones helped pirate Henry Every execute the biggest heist in maritime history.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine basing your whole personality on a beach named after a glorified boat-thief who made off with a fortune centuries ago. Talk about building your house on a foundation of pure scumbaggery.
The Bottom Line
HISTORICAL LARCENY FRAUD / 10
Imagine basing your whole personality on a beach named after a glorified boat-thief who made off with a fortune centuries ago.
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