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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World News·2 Nov, 10:04 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens pay freezes and fare hikes if rising fuel costs linked to Middle East conflict persist.

The UNHINGED Take

O'Leary is holding the check-in queue hostage for a ransom because his budget airline math can't survive a global scrap. Absolute brass-necked grifter using the Mideast to pad his own pockets.

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The Bottom Line

MUGGING THE PASSENGERS / 10

O'Leary is holding the check-in queue hostage for a ransom because his budget airline math can't survive a global scrap.

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O'Leary is holding the check-in queue hostage for a ransom because his budget airline math can't survive a global scrap. MUGGING THE PASSENGERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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