The Straight Version
Gov. Gavin Newsom will commute all 548 death sentences to life without parole.
The UNHINGED Take
Newsom dumps the death‑row beans onto a life‑without‑parole potato, aiming for political thumb‑tack glory. He’s a cash‑grazed clown, turning inmates’ raw might into bacon‑flavor caution.
The Bottom Line
CRAZY SALTY / 10
Newsom dumps the death‑row beans onto a life‑without‑parole potato, aiming for political thumb‑tack glory.
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Newsom dumps the death‑row beans onto a life‑without‑parole potato, aiming for political thumb‑tack glory. CRAZY SALTY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/inhumane-punishment-governor-gavin-newsom-to-commute-all #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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