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Inside Ukraine’s underground mission trekking through miles of gas pipes to ambush Russian troops

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·28 Oct, 05:42 pm
Inside Ukraine’s underground mission trekking through miles of gas pipes to ambush Russian troops — United Kingdom
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Ukrainian soldiers trekked nine miles of muddy tunnels into Kupiansk, capturing 30 Russian prisoners.

The UNHINGED Take

They waddled nine miles through mud‑filled tunnels, snatched 30 Russians, and swapped them for a souvenir mug: proof that Ukrainian bandits favour scavenger hunts over actual battles.

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They waddled nine miles through mud‑filled tunnels, snatched 30 Russians, and swapped them for a souvenir mug: proof that Ukrainian bandits favour scavenger hunts over actual battles.

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They waddled nine miles through mud‑filled tunnels, snatched 30 Russians, and swapped them for a souvenir mug: proof that Ukrainian bandits favour scavenger hunts over actual battles. SICKENING BRAINWASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/inside-ukraines-underground-miss

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