The Straight Version
Jury awards $200,000 to Mexican tourist injured by Colorado police raid over bad translation.
The UNHINGED Take
Colorado cops popped a bollock after a 'fart‑police' blunder, jury handed 200K to a Mexican tourist. What a laugh, proper soapbox.

The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10
Colorado cops popped a bollock after a 'fart‑police' blunder, jury handed 200K to a Mexican tourist.
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Colorado cops popped a bollock after a 'fart‑police' blunder, jury handed 200K to a Mexican tourist. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/jury-awards-200k-to-mexican-tourist-in-fart #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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