The Straight Version
Trump airs, ignores Blue Wave, talks ballroom; Democrats steal House and Senate back.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump twirls about ballroom skylights while his brain faints. Democrats seize the House and Senate, clacking pennies like pricey tea; GOP mutters, 'We ignored the Blue Wave,' like toddlers with misplaced trumpets.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED STUPID / 10
Trump twirls about ballroom skylights while his brain faints.
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