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Kenyan doomsday sect leader jailed for 200 years over 191 murders

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Guardian·6 Nov, 03:08 pm
Kenyan doomsday sect leader jailed for 200 years over 191 murders — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Paul Mackenzie jailed 200 years in Mombasa for 191 murders by starvation and direct killing.

The UNHINGED Take

Paul Mackenzie, Mombasa's starvation rabble‑lord, gets 200‑year shackles, still can’t stop his carnage. Even the gavel chews. Close family menu? Dead.

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Paul Mackenzie, Mombasa's starvation rabble‑lord, gets 200‑year shackles, still can’t stop his carnage.

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