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Man gets his stolen car back - as well as a the tickets and fines it racked up while it was gone

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·6 Nov, 03:08 pm
Man gets his stolen car back - as well as a the tickets and fines it racked up while it was gone — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Police retrieve stolen car from store, owner finds drugs, goo, and broken interior.

The UNHINGED Take

Vicar of vagrants! Owner’s car turned into a mobile crawl‑space of criminals, while the police were the unofficial UberEats crew.

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Vicar of vagrants!

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