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Live: French anti-terrorism prosecutor to give press conference on racist Paris shooting

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 09:48 am

The Straight Version

A shooting suspect in Trappes faces formal charges as the national anti-terrorism prosecutor addresses the press.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day in France where the only thing being broadcast louder than the incompetence is the sheer lack of a functional social contract. Absolute shambles.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL SOCIETAL FAILURE / 10

Another day in France where the only thing being broadcast louder than the incompetence is the sheer lack of a functional social contract.

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Another day in France where the only thing being broadcast louder than the incompetence is the sheer lack of a functional social contract. COLOSSAL SOCIETAL FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/live-french-anti-terrorism-prosecutor-to-give-press #NZElection2026 #Un

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