The Straight Version
Michigan remains a crucial swing state that has alternated between Republican and Democratic candidates in recent presidential elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine letting a bunch of mitten-shaped swamp dwellers in Michigan decide the fate of the entire free world. Absolute muppet show of a democracy.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine letting a bunch of mitten-shaped swamp dwellers in Michigan decide the fate of the entire free world.
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