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Millions of popular coffee makers at Walmart, Target recalled after dozens burned

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·1 Nov, 11:27 pm
Millions of popular coffee makers at Walmart, Target recalled after dozens burned — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Millions of Bodum coffee makers sold at Walmart and Target recalled after dozens caused burns.

The UNHINGED Take

Bodum’s little cup bots murder innocent Brits' mornings. Walmart and Target look like sloppy bakers spitting hot ashes on necks.

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The Bottom Line

CANNED CLUTCH / 10

Bodum’s little cup bots murder innocent Brits' mornings.

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Bodum’s little cup bots murder innocent Brits' mornings. CANNED CLUTCH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/millions-of-popular-coffee-makers-at-walmart-target #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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