The Straight Version
Haley Stevens, after losing the Democratic Senate nomination to Abdul El‑Sayed, endorses his Republican opponent days before the Michigan vote.
The UNHINGED Take
Haley Stevens trades her red‑shirt moan for a rip‑tune Republican anthem, shouting ‘Viva la misdirection!’—politics' great makeover show where disloyalty is the new anthem. Voter lost its mind.
The Bottom Line
LEFTOVER POTBALLOON / 10
Haley Stevens trades her red‑shirt moan for a rip‑tune Republican anthem, shouting ‘Viva la misdirection!’—politics' great makeover show where disloyalty is the new anthem.
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Haley Stevens trades her red‑shirt moan for a rip‑tune Republican anthem, shouting ‘Viva la misdirection!’—politics' great makeover show where disloyalty is the new anthem. LEFTOVER POTBALLOON / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/democrat-endorses-republican-candidate-in-k
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