The Straight Version
New Zealand's election remains deadlocked with National and Labour neck and neck after counting 90 percent of ballots.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine sweating over which brand of suit-wearing muppet gets to drive the country off the cliff. This pathetic stalemate is just two sinking ships fighting over who gets the better life jacket.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL POLITICAL INCOMPETENCE / 10
Imagine sweating over which brand of suit-wearing muppet gets to drive the country off the cliff.
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