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Seven flights across Europe targeted by suspected bomb threats

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World News·3 Nov, 08:42 pm
Seven flights across Europe targeted by suspected bomb threats — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Seven European flights were inspected after bomb threats across Poland, Spain, Bulgaria and Italy.

The UNHINGED Take

Pilots now offer hugs while seatbelts scream; airlines bank on panic. Passengers finally learn bravery costs cash.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Pilots now offer hugs while seatbelts scream; airlines bank on panic.

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