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Why a growing number of younger Americans are having strokes

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·3 Nov, 06:52 pm
Why a growing number of younger Americans are having strokes — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Some 140,000 Americans die from strokes annually in the US

The UNHINGED Take

"Why a growing number of younger Americans are having strokes" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Why a growing number of younger Americans are having strokes" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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