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Spain train crash latest: At least 46 feared dead after high-speed rail collision in Toledo

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·28 Oct, 11:09 am
Spain train crash latest: At least 46 feared dead after high-speed rail collision in Toledo — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

A Renfe and Iryo train collided near Toledo, leaving at least 46 people feared dead.

The UNHINGED Take

Renfe and Iryo playing chicken on the tracks is the most expensive way to turn a morning commute into a mass morgue. Absolute muppets running the rails like it’s a death-trap dodgem circuit.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

Renfe and Iryo playing chicken on the tracks is the most expensive way to turn a morning commute into a mass morgue.

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Renfe and Iryo playing chicken on the tracks is the most expensive way to turn a morning commute into a mass morgue. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/spain-train-crash-latest-at-least-46-feared #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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