The Straight Version
A Bahamas-bound plane crashed in South Florida Sunday, killing all nine aboard.
The UNHINGED Take
Tech mogul tossed his wallet of hubris through the sky, only to have his shiny empire sink with the crew. Guess the ocean finally paid for his reckless dreams.

The Bottom Line
WHERE'S FREEDOM? / 10
Tech mogul tossed his wallet of hubris through the sky, only to have his shiny empire sink with the crew.
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