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Tech entrepreneur, wife, kids and friends among victims in Florida plane crash

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·2 Nov, 09:47 pm
Tech entrepreneur, wife, kids and friends among victims in Florida plane crash — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

A Bahamas-bound plane crashed in South Florida Sunday, killing all nine aboard.

The UNHINGED Take

Tech mogul tossed his wallet of hubris through the sky, only to have his shiny empire sink with the crew. Guess the ocean finally paid for his reckless dreams.

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The Bottom Line

WHERE'S FREEDOM? / 10

Tech mogul tossed his wallet of hubris through the sky, only to have his shiny empire sink with the crew.

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Tech mogul tossed his wallet of hubris through the sky, only to have his shiny empire sink with the crew. WHERE'S FREEDOM? / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/tech-entrepreneur-wife-kids-and-friends-among-victims #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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