The Straight Version
King Charles plans to address Britain's role in the transatlantic slave trade during a Commonwealth speech.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine trading the crown jewels for a Hallmark card apology while the rest of us pay for his tea. A performative royal wank-fest that changes absolutely nothing for anyone.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE GASLIGHTING CIRCUS / 10
Imagine trading the crown jewels for a Hallmark card apology while the rest of us pay for his tea.
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Imagine trading the crown jewels for a Hallmark card apology while the rest of us pay for his tea. ABSOLUTE GASLIGHTING CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/the-king-to-speak-about-slavery-with-unflinching #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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