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Ukraine-Russia war latest: Kyiv launches fresh bombing raid on Russian retail giant

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·4 Nov, 11:33 am
Ukraine-Russia war latest: Kyiv launches fresh bombing raid on Russian retail giant — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Kyiv bombs Ozon's warehouse in Adygea, causing fire and order cancellations.

The UNHINGED Take

Ozon's fire‑fury turns warehouse to wok, canceling orders like a fat‑mout clown. Kyiv bombing shows retail corp watching their own currency go up in smoke.

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The Bottom Line

CLEAN BEDLAM / 10

Ozon's fire‑fury turns warehouse to wok, canceling orders like a fat‑mout clown.

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Ozon's fire‑fury turns warehouse to wok, canceling orders like a fat‑mout clown. CLEAN BEDLAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ukraine-russia-war-latest-kyiv-launches-fresh-bombing #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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