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2026 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Arrives in NYC

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Kompas·9 Nov, 12:28 pm

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A 76-foot Norway spruce arrived at Rockefeller Center for the December 2 lighting ceremony.

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They hauled a giant rotting twig across state lines just to drape it in tacky lights for a bunch of over-caffeinated city zombies. Total vanity project for the concrete jungle.

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They hauled a giant rotting twig across state lines just to drape it in tacky lights for a bunch of over-caffeinated city zombies.

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2026 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Arrives in NYC

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