The Straight Version
Garda Revolusi Islam Iran (IRGC) menyatakan sebanyak tiga kapal tanker terbakar pada Minggu (8/11) di Selat Hormuz.
The UNHINGED Take
"3 Kapal Tanker Meledak dan Terbakar di Selat Hormuz" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"3 Kapal Tanker Meledak dan Terbakar di Selat Hormuz" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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