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7 Tanda Kencan Pertama Berhasil, Yuk Lanjut yang Kedua!

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Detik.com·6 Nov, 11:30 am
7 Tanda Kencan Pertama Berhasil, Yuk Lanjut yang Kedua! — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Detik.com published a list of seven signs indicating a successful first date worth a second attempt.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine needing a mainstream media checklist to figure out if someone actually tolerates your miserable presence. If you can't read the room without a Detik guide, you are already beyond saving.

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The Bottom Line

DESPERATE LONELINESS / 10

Imagine needing a mainstream media checklist to figure out if someone actually tolerates your miserable presence.

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