The Straight Version
The Youth Olympic Games officially opened in Senegal with 2,700 athletes competing across three cities.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams peak economic planning like blowing the national budget on 14-year-olds playing games while the country burns. Dakar is just buying a shiny participation trophy for its own bankruptcy.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL MONEY PIT / 10
Nothing screams peak economic planning like blowing the national budget on 14-year-olds playing games while the country burns.
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