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Abdul El-Sayed Wins Michigan Race as First Muslim US Senator

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Kompas·5 Nov, 03:48 am
Abdul El-Sayed Wins Michigan Race as First Muslim US Senator — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Democrat Abdul El-Sayed defeats Republican Mike Rogers in Michigan, overcoming anti-Muslim attacks to become the first Muslim US Senator.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Abdul El: "Abdul El-Sayed Wins Michigan Race as First Muslim US Senator". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Abdul El: "Abdul El-Sayed Wins Michigan Race as First Muslim US Senator".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Abdul El: "Abdul El-Sayed Wins Michigan Race as First Muslim US Senator". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/abdul-el-sayed-wins-michigan-race-as-first #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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