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BMKG Warns of Rain Across Most Major Indonesian Cities on Saturday

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Kompas·31 Oct, 01:43 am
BMKG Warns of Rain Across Most Major Indonesian Cities on Saturday — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

BMKG warns of light to heavy rain and thunderstorm potential across most Indonesian cities Saturday.

The UNHINGED Take

So proud BMKG, like power parades with umbrellas, warns us that the rain will be merciless, while politicians are still sipping air conditioner water on a beach.

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TOTALLY BLIND / 10

So proud BMKG, like power parades with umbrellas, warns us that the rain will be merciless, while politicians are still sipping air conditioner water on a beach.

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So proud BMKG, like power parades with umbrellas, warns us that the rain will be merciless, while politicians are still sipping air conditioner water on a beach. TOTALLY BLIND / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/bmkg-warns-of-rain-across-most-major-indonesian #NZElection2

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