The Straight Version
Como sporting director Carlalberto Ludi insists Nico Paz is not leaving during the January transfer window.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking Nico Paz stays at a glorified retirement home like Como once the big boys come knocking with actual bags of cash. Enjoy the delusion while it lasts, Ludi.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine thinking Nico Paz stays at a glorified retirement home like Como once the big boys come knocking with actual bags of cash.
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