The Straight Version
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr has officially been called up to the Portugal U-17 national team squad.
The UNHINGED Take
Nepotism FC just unlocked its final boss. The Portugal federation probably handed him the jersey just to keep his dad from throwing a tantrum on Instagram.
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The Bottom Line
NEPO BABY OVERDRIVE / 10
Nepotism FC just unlocked its final boss.
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Nepotism FC just unlocked its final boss. NEPO BABY OVERDRIVE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/cristiano-ronaldo-jr-debut-dipanggil-ke-timnas-portugal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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