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Cyprus: From Ties with Russia to a Strategic Alignment with the US

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Kompas·4 Nov, 12:02 am
Cyprus: From Ties with Russia to a Strategic Alignment with the US — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

The Republic of Cyprus long balanced ties between Russia and the West. Now, it is phasing out Russian weapons, expanding defense cooperation with US.

The UNHINGED Take

"Cyprus: From Ties with Russia to a Strategic Alignment with the US" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Cyprus: From Ties with Russia to a Strategic Alignment with the US" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Cyprus: From Ties with Russia to a Strategic Alignment with the US" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/cyprus-from-ties-with-russia-to-a-strategic #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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